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*calls up Biden* hey Biden ol man, i hear you got some concerns about big tech and such, but have i got a solution for you

you just take the library of congress, right? great institution, american institution, james madison, been around hundreds of years

you just have them buy google

protestants stop implying Catholics aren’t Christians challenge

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somebody might make an incorrect assumption about your genital configuration? hm

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just delete the word cis. maybe even stick a little 🏳️‍⚧️ in there. what's the worst that could happen

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“i am a man, but unlike those other men, i have a penis”

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note: when trans people say they are trans, they are not talking about their genitals

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when cis people say they’re cis what they’re actually doing is talking about their genitals. which is only something cis people care about. trans people do not care what your genitals are.

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nah i can’t understand why anybody would say that they’re cis

do you think they actually block transfer of all spinda or just spinda with an encryption constant which is not byte-symmetric

tfw you make a endianness mistake that forever prevents the transfer of a pokémon in and out of a game

why do people say football and then qualify that they mean soccer when the word “association football” is right there

millennials are into wolves and naming their children after them

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