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in my experience anarchists who define their philosophy beginning with the word “I” would not take a bullet for a comrade happily

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you ever want to go up to an internet anarchist and be like what the fuck are you even talking about

eugen sure is bad at looking beyond appearances and understanding the true essence of things

upset that i am pleased with a Googlr product but maybe Noto Emoji means people can finally stop using Symbola for everything

as punishment for eating from the tree of knowledge, all of your devices will be able to run DOOM and there is nothing you can do to stop it

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they should make fewer computers; i'm tired of them

i understand being horny but i don't understand wanting to listen to a dude singing about it

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why are there so many popular songs by men about being horny

why does code of conduct talk always sound like an advertisement

i’m a millennial, dude. my brain tunes that stuff out

did you know “near” is “nigh‐er” “next” is “nigh‐est”

« “I’m not humble. I am hungry though.” »

« She rolled her eyes and grabbed the stovetop popcorn. “Obviously there’s nothing else in the world that I’d want from you except those three things. And they’re all food related. You’re doing great.” »

my agenda to replace all of AO3 with a handful of XML files and XSL transforms continues

if your posts are indistinguishable from that of a CIA plant trying to sow controversy and foil collective action, maybe consider making different posts

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instead of larping being a lone wolf revolutionary with a penchant for violence have you considered organizing

it’s a bit exhausting seeing all the posts about the recent supreme court speculation as if this were an out-of-nowhere act from on high, and not a known thing that people in this country have had decades to plan for (and also work to prevent).

this isn’t sudden. it was known this was coming. dust yourself off and get organizing.

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