Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

politics is not just something which happens to you

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type of guy who successfully crowdfunds the means of production on the explicit basis of wanting to do this

type of guy who takes credit for the initiative and work of their subordinates because they happen to be the ones owning the means of production

type of guy who calls a man their “sibling” because they’re afraid to say the word “comrade”

scientists say that such a thing can only be expected to happen once within the current age of the observable universe, but i managed it in a repeatable experiment

apparently it is more widely used to mean “flirt” but here it is almost definitely a snog

is “macking on” as a synonym for “snogging” regional??!

JUST SAY YOU ARE PROSPIES THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU

they are prospies checking out a college, right, but get this

they’re LYING about it
TO THE COLLEGE

“We’re… uh… visiting a friend.”

oh my god why are these kids like this

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mutiny i tell you

i did not approve this hashtag

this author knows that the i love you sign is 🤟 right

the B in damnb stands for Bshadowthehedgehog

damnb

oh wait there's a pandemic

do they sell PEZ at hot topic i wanna go to a hot topic and buy a PEZ

happy april drools 🤤