Lady @Lady@cat.family

« “I’m not humble. I am hungry though.” »

« She rolled her eyes and grabbed the stovetop popcorn. “Obviously there’s nothing else in the world that I’d want from you except those three things. And they’re all food related. You’re doing great.” »

my agenda to replace all of AO3 with a handful of XML files and XSL transforms continues

if your posts are indistinguishable from that of a CIA plant trying to sow controversy and foil collective action, maybe consider making different posts

instead of larping being a lone wolf revolutionary with a penchant for violence have you considered organizing

it’s a bit exhausting seeing all the posts about the recent supreme court speculation as if this were an out-of-nowhere act from on high, and not a known thing that people in this country have had decades to plan for (and also work to prevent).

this isn’t sudden. it was known this was coming. dust yourself off and get organizing.

politics is not just something which happens to you

« Some notes on further necessary research conclude the piece. »

type of guy who successfully crowdfunds the means of production on the explicit basis of wanting to do this

type of guy who takes credit for the initiative and work of their subordinates because they happen to be the ones owning the means of production

type of guy who calls a man their “sibling” because they’re afraid to say the word “comrade”

scientists say that such a thing can only be expected to happen once within the current age of the observable universe, but i managed it in a repeatable experiment

apparently it is more widely used to mean “flirt” but here it is almost definitely a snog

is “macking on” as a synonym for “snogging” regional??!

JUST SAY YOU ARE PROSPIES THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU

they are prospies checking out a college, right, but get this

they’re LYING about it
TO THE COLLEGE

“We’re… uh… visiting a friend.”

oh my god why are these kids like this

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mutiny i tell you

i did not approve this hashtag