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you can really just import a gitlab API call as json with deno in CI

girls who pronounce the P in pseud

👶🔎📑: is this gay or do the creators just hate women??

🧑‍🏫🔎📑: is this lesbian or do the creators just hate women??

« “Do you think I should become a Catholic?” Warriors broke the silence as he stared down their dozenth empty hallway. » what the fuck does this mean

in my experience anarchists who define their philosophy beginning with the word “I” would not take a bullet for a comrade happily

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you ever want to go up to an internet anarchist and be like what the fuck are you even talking about

eugen sure is bad at looking beyond appearances and understanding the true essence of things

upset that i am pleased with a Googlr product but maybe Noto Emoji means people can finally stop using Symbola for everything

as punishment for eating from the tree of knowledge, all of your devices will be able to run DOOM and there is nothing you can do to stop it

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are turing machines a consequence of original sin

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they should make fewer computers; i'm tired of them

i understand being horny but i don't understand wanting to listen to a dude singing about it

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why are there so many popular songs by men about being horny

why does code of conduct talk always sound like an advertisement

i’m a millennial, dude. my brain tunes that stuff out

did you know “near” is “nigh‐er” “next” is “nigh‐est”

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.