Lady @Lady@cat.family

apparently it is more widely used to mean “flirt” but here it is almost definitely a snog

is “macking on” as a synonym for “snogging” regional??!

JUST SAY YOU ARE PROSPIES THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU

they are prospies checking out a college, right, but get this

they’re LYING about it
TO THE COLLEGE

“We’re… uh… visiting a friend.”

oh my god why are these kids like this

(<https://gitlab.com/kibicat/mastodon/-/commit/dcbb77f9b503c63872f682e6581cbd7ffab6ac58>)

mutiny i tell you

i did not approve this hashtag

this author knows that the i love you sign is 🤟 right

the B in damnb stands for Bshadowthehedgehog

damnb

oh wait there's a pandemic

do they sell PEZ at hot topic i wanna go to a hot topic and buy a PEZ

happy april drools 🤤

mario kart: girls on bikes (and wario)

« Don't use me as an example: if someone ever has a massive bug on them, you should let them know. »

god i wish this author knew how to tell jokes via some mechanism other than talking heads though

« “What’s a ‘lemon’ mean?” he asked, looking up at her.

Zelda shook her head and shrugged. “I assume it’s not the food?”

“Apparently not.” Link hesitantly picked the phone back up and scrolled. “It says it’s rated E.”

“Okay?”

“‘E’ is for everyone. This is not for everyone.” »

who is sending our posts to these people? why? do you actually think that is helping anyone?

glitch.cat.family moderation work is extremely light not because i am super on top of things, but because we post relatively few things to the public timeline (i’m the worst offender) and because i will block any large instance that i’m concerned might federate those statuses to parts of the fediverse that i don’t want to touch

even so, they still get there sometimes, and i can tell because when i go to block an instance i can see whether the instance actor has touched base with us before or not