Lady @Lady@cat.family

i don’t federate with benign shitposter types because i don’t federate with anyone i wouldn’t be willing to make smalltalk with at a community picnic, but even when you do think an admin is tolerable, you have to consider the weight of every user on their instance against every post you ever send them, whether originating from your server or not

maybe you are fine with doing their moderation job for them, but i’m not fine with you making *me* do their moderation job for them also

you may have those people blocked or silenced but does the originating server? or are you just creating more work for a moderator somewhere else along the line

if your ideology is that it is your moral responsibility to send people’s #introductions posts to servers where there are people who will harass them, maybe rethink that one for a sec

policies like the “Fediverse Friendly Moderation Covenant” is how jerks on shitty instances get ahold of posts in hashtags to spam; posts don’t just federate on the wind, somebody had to actually send that post to that server yk

If you’re on the first page of our federation tab and nobody on this instance follows an account on your server, it’s not a great sign

« BYE VOLLEYBALL! MAY YOU FOREVER BE IMPLIED!! »

Draw 2 cards. If you failed to draw any cards in this way, flip over the playing mat in anger and demand a rematch.

sticky

shhh, it's okay, here's a blanket and a cup of tea

there has been an abnormally high take count in the federated timeline the past few days

« ‘Hey, Jessi, why do you draw the moon as full in nearly every instance regardless of the time that’s passed in the story?’

Thank you for noticing, it’s because circles are a great design element and I love the moon and she deserves it. »

from https://www.geeksout.org/2022/04/27/interview-with-graphic-novelist-jessi-zabarsky/

adults are people who have to do things themselves because society has deemed them no longer deserving of structural support

glitchcat isn't technically a Cat Returns fan instance

but only technically

author: wait i forgot i wanted to write that clichéd conversation !!

the man went DAYS before realizing he didn't use a condom

link is once again shocked by things he should have noticed and probably assumed by now (zelda not wearing a bra)

you don't keep a bow in your closet STRUNG