Lady @Lady@cat.family

you can tell whether someone has ever owned an apple device by whether they know how long they last

apple devices last 7 years

like what

santa claus being a corruption of saint nicholas is fine but kris kringle is a corruption of christ child

bullying my girlfriend (who lives in canada) into making me cookies (which i cannot eat)

i’m still not sure i believe in noun case

be gay, make errors

can you tell i work in library

done

https://www.thecut.com/2016/09/where-are-all-the-great-new-romantic-comedies.html

fuck i need to update my profile

you ever think about how we say “i will enter the password into the box” and not “by me, the password will enter the box”

the KIBI calendar also recognizes this as the first day of Yuletide 💜

happy 🧑‍🎄 clausmas

do you know what is really dorky? in english when you form a question out of the verb “to be”, you move the verb to the beginning and then the subject and complement just get like. smooshed together. “are women girls?” it’s like a kiss

“oh no, my partner who was really into skinny jeans and My Chemical Romance turned out to not be the gender i thought they were!! who cares honestly, that’s kind of hot”

if you are going to write a clichéd Gen X story about cis angst, please give it a Gen X setting

millennials do not perceive gender in that way

there are people out there who say fuck nuance and i think they should get out of town

there are people out there who say fuck subtlety and i can vibe with that sentiment, i just think they should be writing like Judith Butler

nuance is not subtlety

kind of person who attempts to assign a gender to every folkloric creature they meet