Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

anyway freud would say that the desire by cryptobros to fuck icons representing cryptographic currency is a manifestation of their wish to incorporate said currency into their identity and make it their own, and a consequence of their ultimate failure to do so in any real sense in their actual life

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the real reason hand/finger kink isn’t widely recognized is because it’s a girl thing

anyway, yaoi hands,

like foot kink is all about the soles of the feet and it’s a big deal because those are big erogenous zones and whatnot but palms are boring as fuck why would you lick a palm when you could suck a finger

hand kink isn’t a thing because finger kink is way better

also finger kink is TOTALLY a thing

« You had sat down on an empty stool » ought to have picked a full one

since i am compiling a list of holidays and observances for november, you should inform me if there are any holidays or observances which you think i should observe in november

i do not accept observances without fixed dates

fologh me
on th internett

« Unlike International Women's Day, (March 8) International Men’s Day isn’t officially recognized by the United Nations, which observes World Toilet Day on November 19. »

« until such time as you conduct a survey among all Catholics worldwide, you cannot say that I have "pre-Tridentine medievalist fringe views" »

just eat the whole banana

people who peel fruit: why

getting out of bed 🙄

like talk about a holiday for complete tools

well, the actual reason is because they hate Catholics

i always found it really disappointing that the reason english people celebrate the fifth of november isn’t because the king was almost blown up but because he wasn’t

zwidge