Lady @Lady@cat.family

i love authors who come up with a metaphor which they really think is clever, but then worry that the audience won’t get it, so they immediately explain the metaphor in the same sentence

« So far, the hot fall day passed like a kidney stone: slow and excruciating. » we’re off to a great start folks

i have yet not attained 121 bookmarks on all of my fanfiction, combined so it MUST be good

stay tuned for more on this critically‐acclaimed piece of fiction

while i read “The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts”, a legend of zelda fanfiction novella which has, somehow, garnered itself 121 bookmarks since being published at the beginning of this year

midnight ramen…… no…… i’m thinking…… midnight mac n cheese

when you are like “i want to tell your computer to do something (good)” but then they are like “i want to tell your computer to do something (bad)” 😡😡😡

evangelists are weird

i would have picked, you know, the Last Supper, but sure let’s talk about that time Jesus broke some bread and then immediately vanished

« We'll notice how throughout the New Testament, there's something sacred in meal sharing. After all, Jesus reveals himself to the men on the Road to Emaus after he breaks bread (Luke 24). » interesting selection

yeah i’m BDSM

Busy
Don’t
Startle
Me

“it doesn’t work if we don’t help each other out” okay get on my level then 🥱

some people just really like helping and i simply don’t need it!

sometimes i think i might offend people on account of knowing what the fuck i’m doing

drinking swiss miss

« I write sappy fanfictions. » have you considered writing sapp*hic* fanfictions instead

trying to figure out whether “save my work” or “turn off my laptop” is more anachronistic here

« “I’ve missed you, too. Let me save my work and turn off my laptop and then, I’ll be all yours.” » tell me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade without telling me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade

« Twelfth Night in the Netherlands became so secularised, rowdy and boisterous that public celebrations were banned from the church. » fuck yeah that’s a holiday right there