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i’m actually completely fine with the holiday season i just don’t like the actual holiday

you just party the fuck out of Twelfth Night and then bake bread

i would literally rather celebrate epiphany than christmas

look just because i’m listening to CHVRCHΞS,

https://youtu.be/ZgWBlEvsD2E

go make art it’s way healthier

people didn’t invent theories of systemic oppression for the sake of personal catharsis that’s not what that’s for

type of kid who doesn’t know how to express emotions except through the language of social justice

it's National No Writing Month (NaNoWriMo); if you see anyone writing, deck ’em

« The whine that tore from her was nearly lewd. » they are literally having sex

i mean first off who wears a bra to bed

imagining sharing a bed with someone for like an hour before you notice they aren't wearing a bra

this author is trying to make Hyrule look democratic and progressive but i just get more horrified with every word

« No matter how small her power was, the queen was the tie-breaking vote in legislation. » yes, that’s just what we need, the queen weighing in on highly contentious political issues

the queen of very small power, yes, because that’s what the word “queen” means

« Hylia gifted you with kindness and beauty. Men use these qualities for what they are, but women must turn them into weapons » did you steal this line from somewhere

also, no

if i was prime minister at a fancy party the last thing i would want to do is anything related to government

this fic seems to have great confidence in the willingness of members of parliament to work when they are not on the clock

« People would speculate that she were a sex fiend. Zelda knew she wasn’t » OOC

« “My Queen! Your signature is required for the balloons.” » if Queen Zelda has not already delegated powers for balloon management then she deserves what’s coming to her

Queen Zelda, reigning sovereign of Hyrule, by whose Majesty, Will, and Royal Assent is all governance executed: “Call your local representatives.”