Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

cute ghoul gf

teach these kids logic

« The innocence that seeped from her words could weasel its way through the sense of any man on her detail – but he wasn’t just any man. » unless he is NO man i think the proposition still holds

« every media outlet was waiting for a story they could twist to make it seem like Hyrule’s monarch was using state money for her own personal enjoyment » not sure you understand monarchy there, friend

“these sweatpants are too big for you but they fit me so i’ll wear them and you can wear my jeans” does anybody else see a problem with this plan

hyaaaaa

Link does not have a baritone voice

i read a lot of AUs but this is taking things too far

did you just make someone an employee of Bolson Construction Company whose name doesn’t end in “son”

i cannot say the same about Link Wild

Floria is an interesting name for an AU Zelda…

this is already deceased don’t worry

the fuck

is it really a worksona if searching it brings up reader‐insert legend of zelda porn

i don’t have a worksona and i think it’s too late to develop one

as far as i am aware, ToPrimitive does not throw an error for any builtin JavaScript object type

but you can make your own objects which throw errors by defining [Symbol.toPrimitive]() on them

this is, to be clear, binary plus

unary plus just calls ToNumber

anyway + fails if :—

1. ToPrimitive throws an error, for example because it does not produce a primitive

2. one of the resulting primitive values is a string, and ToString throws an error, because the primitive value cannot be converted to a string (symbols are the only primitive value which can’t be converted to strings by ToString atm)

3. neither primitive value is a string, and ToNumeric throws an error, for example because it does not produce a numeric value

4. The numeric values produced by calling ToNumeric on both sides are different types (presently the available types are numbers and bigints)

for the people who aren’t up on the ECMAScript standard, ToPrimitive, ToString, and ToNumeric are abstract operations defined in the standard, not functions callable from within Javascript code

compare

({ false: "good", true: "bad" }[{
toString () { return "false" },
valueOf () { return true },
}])