Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

« Hylia gifted you with kindness and beauty. Men use these qualities for what they are, but women must turn them into weapons » did you steal this line from somewhere

also, no

if i was prime minister at a fancy party the last thing i would want to do is anything related to government

this fic seems to have great confidence in the willingness of members of parliament to work when they are not on the clock

« People would speculate that she were a sex fiend. Zelda knew she wasn’t » OOC

« “My Queen! Your signature is required for the balloons.” » if Queen Zelda has not already delegated powers for balloon management then she deserves what’s coming to her

Queen Zelda, reigning sovereign of Hyrule, by whose Majesty, Will, and Royal Assent is all governance executed: “Call your local representatives.”

do you know what parliament is

they are now having the Queen making motions in parliament

Mario Mario & Luigi and Luigi Mario & Luigi

malonlonlonlonlonlonlon

« Malon Lon-Lon » you do realize that “Lon‐Lon” is a shorthand for “Talon & Malon” right

the person who wrote this sentence is on mastodon

« I use very basic HTML. If you like flashy colors and background images, configure your browser. »

« causing his own breath to hitch and a strong feeling of voracity to envelope him » love to be enveloped with voracity

professional means they take commissions

ah, a “professional” smut writer

glad the seadogs at least aren't losing to the jaguars

one of these days i’m going to wind up creating a KIBI liturgical calendar

expect me to stay this way until Advent

as a catholic, halloween is actually the start of spookytide, not the end