Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

even at the age of like 6 i knew what a bubbly sans‐serif font meant and that it was bad news

like look at this

excuse me???

they’re called “little bites” now which as a child i would just find demeaning

remember when mini wheats were too big so they invented even more mini wheats

like i used to listen to the christopher nolan batman movie soundtracks but then the mad max soundtrack came out and it’s like those but what if they were good

also mad max: fury road has a great soundtrack, listen to it sometime

you may say: but kibi, the purpose of a movie soundtrack is simply to frame the action on screen, and having too much soundtrack depth or interest would be distracting

to which i would reply: clearly you have not seen lord of the rings

like he makes compositions which do their jobs but they’re not deep or interesting, they’re just functional with rare exceptions

i think hans zimmer is not that good of a composer

anyway this is why the lord of the rings is good

even in star wars george lucas made the intentional decision not to have luke be a jawa

like personally if it were up to me i’d rather be interesting

i think it’s interesting how white male fantasy has a tradition of making the most interesting fantasy people not be the protagonist, who is mostly boring despite being the chosen one

“it’s an opinion piece” is not an excuse for a news organization to abandon all editorial integrity or codes of ethics

do not do this

i’m a mean trans woman i will yell at you if you publish a shitty blogpost on a national platform and thus expose its author to needless and easily avoidable vulnerability for the sake of controversy and clicks

damnb imagine being called a bootlicker for licking boots

you can testify before congress naked right?? free speech??

technical screening in 1 hour

sometimes i’m just standing around making tea and my brain comes up to me all kabedon and is like “we gotta think of some goblin puns”