Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i don’t want facebook to scam people out of money, but if they’re going to scam people out of money i would rather they be gamers

facebook has recently decided i am a gamer because sometimes i stop scrolling when it advertises to me some white boy playing call of duty, usually to watch him get wrecked within the first fifteen seconds

that is not what an easter egg is

just saw a video via facebook advertising which was like “easter eggs!!” and then proceeded to list such things as “they misspelled this word” and “the game uses a lower‐resolution model for this thing”

gonna be real the entire time i was watching Dune every time they said “Harkonnen” all i could think about was

« Samus Aran could very well tell you the many sins of the purple, space, dragon, pirate. »

great rant OP but it would sell a lot better if you put it in a fanfiction

« My peers seemingly have forgotten completely media literacy and critical analysis skills. They insist upon the curtains only being blue as if the story is interesting without any deeper meaning or having the ability to see deeper than a puddle. They insist that writers who use anything less than banging the viewers over the head with a hammer is cowardly.

The only thing that is cowardly is their inability and refusal to afford any interpretation with thought or depth. They disappoint me in the eyes of God, Mankind, and Nature. »

« All is flawed. All is problematic. All is cringe. To exist is to be flawed. To exist is to be problematic. To exist is to be cringe. »

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do i have feedback??

do you actually get meaningful information from questions this vague

god don’t ask me my approach to non‐monogamy i just don’t like weddings okay

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thosse gay vikings, man… they keep invading from the north… and teaching our kids about gender

when they say “contemporary” but mean “contemporaneous”

♪ When the mouth is kept hidden,
The mask shows the truth :—
OBEY and CONSUME
—: But here in the booth,
We peer deep in the cracks:
Break through the Surface
And get to the facts. ♪

i’ve had this one for a while

Zelda / THEY LIVE crossover centring around the Lens of Truth