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i think the pokémon company is being cowardly with their approach for Legends: Z–A so i’m sketching out what i would have had a Legends game set in Kalos look like

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can’t believe i’m having to come up with my own fakemon

please do not try to analyse the Pokémon anime using the Hero’s Journey of all things

¡oye @wallhackio, ¿alguna vez ha escuchando la MODA como te sugerí?

they call it “bigatito”… despite the fact it is a perfectly normally sized sprigatito…

who on here is afraid of a honeybee turn on your location i just want to talk

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“Though most people fear the winged, golden insects with their fierce stingers, honeybees play a pivotal role in the production of about 100 crops Americans consume, pollinating the blooms on vegetable plants and fruit and nut trees.” MOST PEOPLE???

the “gage” in “engagement” and “mortgage” is the same

they took off their glasses and refused to read subs for like two full minutes

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if they sold Bic “for Eevee” pens @aescling would absolutely buy them

fiancé says i am too subby to kabedon 😭

it is so easy to get shiny pokémon in legends arceus

we watched my silly romance show today and fiancé didn’t bury their face and complain about the characters ONCE

if you drank two sips of soup, would your anger recede?

let’s go, eevee! was fine but it definitely got exhausting after a while

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