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why even return values of $res_type when you could just pass in an argument of $res_type[static 1] instead

too sleepy for Integrations or Environments

hey chat, which is harder?

i put honey on my toast but the honey had other plans

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there is no privacy-preserving way to provide personal data to a company that specializes in machine learning

i would rather be lying on my fiancé’s tits

dreams of waking up are usually annoying but this one was nice because it meant i didn’t actually wake up

not a good sign when one of your dreams ends with you running away to the couch with a plate of choco chip pancakes because you are too sleepy to deal with this shit

i’m actually mostly being irritated at other people who think about version control systems but i did scroll thru a few wikipedia pages

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sure this is uncanny but there hasn’t been a canny photo of a girl in two decades

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can’t tell if the photo is A·I or just the oldschool kind of photoshop retouching of womens bodies

every day i log on and have to deal with people who think that computers have some other purpose than just helping humans to complete tasks

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