@Satsuma @Lady Oh so *that's* why you're getting married.

@aschmitz @Lady well, i dont think it will stop margo from coming up with nonsense arguments about how its actually my fault the covers got messed up

@Satsuma @Lady True, but as long as you can't be forced to testify against one another in the matter of the messed up covers, that's something.

@Lady @aschmitz from a certain perspective, forcing the government to stay out of your right to mess up the covers is one of the central tenets of marriage as a legal concept