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« When a parameter-entity reference is recognized in the DTD and included, its replacement text must be enlarged by the attachment of one leading and one following space () character; the intent is to constrain the replacement text of parameter entities to contain an integral number of grammatical tokens in the DTD. » motherfucker allow white·space before ‹ ('?' | '*' | '+') › then asshole

i’m just going to have to do a complete fanfiction rewrite of Legends: Z–A huh

“firefox has been dependent on google for funding” for funding what??

oh the monty hall problem?? that movie where the guy gets stuck in a time loop so every day he wakes up and it’s the monty hall problem?? and he can’t escape??

no i haven’t seen it. can someone explain it to me

why you fucking with my roleplay why can't i stealth masturbate in this rich weirdos bed

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fucked up that baldurs gate doesn't let you jack off whenever

my girlfriend is really cute when they laugh while wearing their glasses 👓✨

today’s two-word phrase with the same prosody as “secret tunnel”: breaded butter

girlfriend: i need to set up my smash controls exactly like hades

i’m the princess and @Satsuma is my pillow 👸🏻😌

are you a… heh… “fan of Ghost Town”

they’re right about Etie but she’s a lesbian himbo so you’re obligated to just take that L

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fire emblem wiki has some right opinions and some wrong opinions. they think Lapis is “mediocre” and this is a wrong opinion. Lapis is great if you reclass her into Berserker, and she can go berserk on me whenever she wants to

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the strategy for this map appears to be “don’t fucking move”

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