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why you fucking with my roleplay why can't i stealth masturbate in this rich weirdos bed

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fucked up that baldurs gate doesn't let you jack off whenever

my girlfriend is really cute when they laugh while wearing their glasses 👓✨

today’s two-word phrase with the same prosody as “secret tunnel”: breaded butter

girlfriend: i need to set up my smash controls exactly like hades

i’m the princess and @Satsuma is my pillow 👸🏻😌

are you a… heh… “fan of Ghost Town”

they’re right about Etie but she’s a lesbian himbo so you’re obligated to just take that L

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fire emblem wiki has some right opinions and some wrong opinions. they think Lapis is “mediocre” and this is a wrong opinion. Lapis is great if you reclass her into Berserker, and she can go berserk on me whenever she wants to

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the strategy for this map appears to be “don’t fucking move”

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today i wrote fanfic and lost at fire emblem

can't believe my most boosted post is about software development of all things and i now regret my words and deeds

so help me fix this situation by boosting this post instead:

send me your favorite lesbian erotica! and don't hold back on the dank stuff! dm me if you don't want to post it publicly! i don't give a fuck! let's go!

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thinkpads

why did they make the internet fast. it was better when it was slow

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