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ppl love to be like “they made this fire emblem girl into a waifu!” but they also made all the fire emblem boys into husbandos 100%

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for the record fanservice also killed Ike and Marth

note to self: do not make casual reference to “the party” in d·s·a chat

this politics guy sure does like me posting politics

see you would THINK claude’s house represents the proletariat but actually “commoner” in this sense is a reference to the bourgeoisie,

by the same logic, “you have” rhymes with “move”

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you can rhyme “tits” with “it is” if you’re confident enough

some fucking gay ass bitch made sugar cookies last night and now i want a peppermint mocha

in case there was any question who is the millennial mom in our relationship

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quoted thankyou and my girlfriend didn’t pick up on it so i put on dido discog and baked sugar cookies

if it weren’t for browsers this internet thing could have been pretty swell

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the only part of the web i don’t like is HTML. the internet protocol is good. HTTP is good. XML is good. CSS even is pretty good. but HTML is bad. the DOM in its current iteration as an API for HTML is bad. anything WHATWG touches is bad

lesser-known sister to “easter” just meaning “spring”

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did you know “lent” is short for “length” it’s called that because the days are getting longer that’s all it means

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according to ladys calendar carnivaltide ends on the 13th and lententide begins on valentines day. we are going to make a cake

“earth is warm but space is cold. to solve global warming, we simply need to have less atmosphere.”

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