Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

this politics guy sure does like me posting politics

macklemore still at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R63zOlDvFzA

see you would THINK claude’s house represents the proletariat but actually “commoner” in this sense is a reference to the bourgeoisie,

by the same logic, “you have” rhymes with “move”

you can rhyme “tits” with “it is” if you’re confident enough

some fucking gay ass bitch made sugar cookies last night and now i want a peppermint mocha

look my tea had gone cold,

in case there was any question who is the millennial mom in our relationship

quoted thankyou and my girlfriend didn’t pick up on it so i put on dido discog and baked sugar cookies

if it weren’t for browsers this internet thing could have been pretty swell

the only part of the web i don’t like is HTML. the internet protocol is good. HTTP is good. XML is good. CSS even is pretty good. but HTML is bad. the DOM in its current iteration as an API for HTML is bad. anything WHATWG touches is bad

lesser-known sister to “easter” just meaning “spring”

did you know “lent” is short for “length” it’s called that because the days are getting longer that’s all it means

according to ladys calendar carnivaltide ends on the 13th and lententide begins on valentines day. we are going to make a cake

“earth is warm but space is cold. to solve global warming, we simply need to have less atmosphere.”

i miss little goat

we have a local chain coffee shop across the street but i wish we had an indie coffee shop instead

(in case it wasn’t clear i’m making fun of critiques of mastodon)

a minecraft server is literally like a cult, because there is no account portability and the moderators have all the power. but if there was only one minecraft server for the entire world, it wouldn’t matter that there still wouldn’t be account portability and moderators would still have all the power, because it’s impossible for a cult to be the entire world! that doesn’t even make sense but does not in any way challenge my previous assertions