Lady of Longing @Lady@cat.family

according to ladys calendar carnivaltide ends on the 13th and lententide begins on valentines day. we are going to make a cake

“earth is warm but space is cold. to solve global warming, we simply need to have less atmosphere.”

i miss little goat

we have a local chain coffee shop across the street but i wish we had an indie coffee shop instead

(in case it wasn’t clear i’m making fun of critiques of mastodon)

a minecraft server is literally like a cult, because there is no account portability and the moderators have all the power. but if there was only one minecraft server for the entire world, it wouldn’t matter that there still wouldn’t be account portability and moderators would still have all the power, because it’s impossible for a cult to be the entire world! that doesn’t even make sense but does not in any way challenge my previous assertions

i want to see the things that minecraft youtube microcelebrities are making every day and to be able to interact and contribute to them in inane and likely detrimental ways that everyone else will ignore or else start flamewars over, this is important to me

what if minecraft but instead of lots of smaller community-oriented servers we just had one big server, and the monsterhunters and casual builders and griefers all just had to learn to live together?? as it stands if i make something cool on one server, nobody on the other servers can see it and this is bad

i don't think i have the energy for like minecraft everyday but i could probably do like minecraft mondays or something

remember when kitty hosted a minecraft server that was nice

i only managed to kill one dragon in the end

maddening mode is hard but it’s not so hard you can’t send a bitch to go kill a dragon or two

fire emblem take yunaka good

i’m a magic princess
on a pegasus i fly
wanted
dead or alive

not wearing pants in bed is a lot nicer when there is somebody else not wearing pants in bed with you

shadow the hedgehog is like what if they gave a princess some guns

10-year-old looking out the car window as miles of forest flash by: the world is very big

20-year-old who has traversed thousands of miles in a matter of hours on an airplane: the world is very small

30-year-old who hasn’t seen their blood family in years and doesn’t own a vehicle: the world is very big

who would win ?

protestants who are like “we have chosen a branch of catholic thought which is simply too progressive for the roman catholic church to tolerate” are good. protestants who are like “i would like to discard the entire history of catholic thought in favour of this novel interpretation i made up by ignoring all but the literal words of the biblical text” are bad. these are my takes on christian religion

a fire emblem game i’ve never played before? with a bunch of mechanics i’m not familiar with? sure i’ll put it on the hardest difficulty. why not