Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

i’m very unconvinced these characterizations resemble canon

they’re doing the whole “Zelda secretly watched Link masturbate while they were on the road together” trope but they are failing to be horny about it

despite these things they are really bad at romantic tension, or romance in general; they are clearly eager to get to the fucking part of the story because this part is making my eyes glaze over

this author also knows that Zelda is taller than Link and thinks Link is horny about it

so far zelda and link are both being set up as disaster bisexuals

this guy has written SEVENTEEN Link/Zelda blowjob fics and i’m not optimistic about any of them

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humility is not the ability to front
it’s when you willingly work for what you want

maybe i just restrict it to the 20th and 21st of each tyde

the problem is that this is a very fuzzy line

strongly considering placing all my software-related personal projects on hold for the next year

if lab* records had a subscription where they just send you a CD in the mail every month, i’d probably go for it t·b·h

these are not things which can be fixed by the government. these are not things which can be fixed by resisting the government. these are things we need to fix

remember when they destroyed our communal spaces and also our communication technologies and also the internet, and when they enacted a surveillance state and when all the gay bars shut down and the school libraries stopped stocking books and local independent stores got bought out by CVS or Walgreens or Albertsons or got pushed out of business by Walmart or Amazon or Target, and when gentrification destroyed historic neighborhoods in san francisco and new york and chicago and seattle and pushed out the people who made those places special, and when work expectations and mandated productivity increased without an equivalent increase in compensation so we all became too tired and busy to come up with replacements for any of the many many things which were robbed of us and instead were forced to turn to apps controlled by billionaires looking to expand their riches by extracting even more wealth from our plight

remember bush

remember obama

people are being depressed by current events but i’m mostly just being depressed about shit that happened in the 2000s

i am glad i do not work for the federal government

https://labrecords.bandcamp.com/track/kingpin-2

you ever think about dogs evolved a muscle to do puppy dog eyes 🥺

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