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“smell ya later, gramps” was the original “ok boomer”

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professor oak: are you a boy? or a girl? please just let it be simple unlike my grandchild

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. @Satsuma has successfully convinced me that Blue is trans on account of their grandfather never remembering their name

Archive of Our Own tag wranglers have, in all their wisdom, decided that the canonical tag for Green as she appears in various pokémon media, for example the YouTube shorts and video games, is “Female Pokedex Holder Blue | Green (Pokemon Adventures)”

went from taking a passing interest in a side-character from a pokémon animation as a potentially useful protagonist in a ninetales smut to planning out a whole novel around her pokémon journey ama

you’d think the New York Times of all people would be better at creating graphics which are still readable in black and white

pokémon needs to stop adding new regions with new pokédexes to complete as DLC and just go back to adding things like Battle Tower instead

not just big landlords, but all the little landlords who buy up all those new homes you build and then hire property managers to rent them out

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look mate i’m a millennial, i don’t care about “building more homes”, i care about regulating landlords

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every time kamala harris says the phrase “middle class”, i like the middle class less

macklemore clarifies that when he says “fuck America” he means “fuck the United States of America”, not “fuck North America”, “fuck South America”, or “fuck the land which, by rights, belongs to the sovereign Native American nations”

“Gabriel Teodros, who helped organize the event” still need to listen to Teodros tbh but glad he’s still out there doin shit

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kracken better not fuckin disown macklemore

fucked up that ekans is a dragon but onix isn’t

sure, a Facebook Lite in the early days when Facebook was cool and you mostly used it to hang out with your same-aged friends outside of the gaze of parents and teachers and bosses

but then again, that was the Facebook which killed thousands of personal websites, RSS/Atom, decentralized collaboration, persistence, and the open web

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the number of posts to this effect i have seen have convinced me above anything else that cohost truly was a Facebook Lite

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