Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

also wow they really decided to make Ganondorf sympathetic in this one huh

interesting that Sonia is described as “Hyrulean” not “Hylian”—implying that Hylia worship isn’t a thing yet

“Even pseudonyms and throwaways delete their Reddit posts”

https://firstmonday.org/ojs/index.php/fm/article/view/13193

• teleported to near the next geoglyph
• fuck i left my horse behind fuck fuck
• HORSE RESCUE MISSION
• met another Great Fairy
• got the next geoglyph
• okay now SURELY it is time to do the cool great plateau quest
• found a Yiga Hideout and fucked them up
• tossed the eyes in the holes!!
• WAIT FUCK NOW I HAVE TO CARRY THEM SOMEWHERE IN THE DEPTHS?!
• carefully carefully descended with a <del>balloon</del><ins>parachute</ins>
• well it’s a good thing i have so much glowy plant
• wait now i have GLOWY PANT
• duked it out with my best pal Master Kohga
• gerudo mines? convenient i was headed towards gerudo anyway
• broke like all of my bows whoops
• REPLACED THE EYES 👁️👁️👁️👁️
• empty bullet point to prevent this post from being local-only

does that mean a sequel to donkey kong 64 is coming

• beat the wind temple
• hopped around some stables and helped some folks
• encountered a satori under a tree
• met kilton and koltin
• got my first Great Fairy to come out of her flower
• got the next geoglyph

she absolutely wants to become a dragon the second mineru mentions it

OH FUCK THE OLD RITO SAGE HAS A DRAGON HAT

getting a good night’s rest helps (cc @noelle)

you: complaining about her writing

me: complaining that her amiibo just give you flowers and herbs and shit

do you actually want to know the answer to this or

and i vented about it on my dreamwidth because that is evidently a thing i have now #EndOTWRacism

https://hojarasca.dreamwidth.org/709.html

who do i tell my mundane life updates to now

• i can beat the first half of colgera pretty easily but
• i think the only way to do the second without the paraglider might be to kill it all in one go in the time it takes to fall after the initial cutscene

i wish i had thought to capture a video of me actually getting up to that top platform because it was amazing but to give you an idea, it involved waiting for all five of the balloons attached to my wing to time out and detach, rewinding the wing to stabilize it, and then gliding under the platform and using ascend

lmao

i did not in fact need another balloon

• i heard impa was doing some cool stuff so i went and visited her
• impa: “it's true we are high up in my balloon, but you can just float down with a paraglider” me:
• thankfully there was a river nearby and i just lept from the balloon into it
• went into the forgotten temple
• time to find all the geoglyphs!!
• marked them on my map, which of course is not filled out because i can’t get in the towers
• Journey Into Hebra
• found two geoglyphs but not the one i was looking for?? explored a bunch of caves
• finally found it
• hmm these rito folk need help i should assist them
• MURDEROUS BOUNCY BOATS
• (barely) made it to the top of the storm!! but i used up all my balloons and have no other means to get inside
• that’s right kids i still do not have a paraglider
• i will try again while saving a balloon tomorrow, i BET i can make it
• this would be a lot easier if i had rockets lmao