Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

4/10 blowjob it was mechanically a correct blowjob but i can’t bring myself to give it a passing grade

« It didn’t feel like fucking anymore. This was rich and different and deep. » this = zelda

feels like these events should have been placed in uhhh a different order

link: i am not cumming until i can fill zelda up with my semen

link, 5 seconds later to zelda: are you sure you want me to fill you up with my semen??

i now think about this scene every time a fic has zelda shooting arrows

« Zelda, looking beautiful as ever she let fly another arrow » remember that one fanfic where link tries to teach zelda how to shoot an arrow and she winds up snapping the bowstring right on her boob

they literally cannot pick a vibe for any of their scenes, one minute zelda is acting accusatory and the next it is like she is being caring but there was no transition from A to B??

any bets on whether or not later in this fic Zelda will be like “yeah that wasn’t accidental”

« Lingering fingers on skin, standing too close, that one time Zelda had accidentally stumbled upon him bathing… » one of these things is not like the other

like, her hands???

« deep down in his gut he yearned to touch her » what does this mean

“most characters would develop in some sort of interesting fashion after these events but i decided to make this one boring”

« He had seen and lived through things that most would not sanely suffer through. And yet he had. He did. » had he?? did he???

oof the character interactions here do not flow logically at all

if something has a 1 in 2 probability, you might think that the odds of getting the thing 🆚 not should break even after trying it twice. but actually, you have 1:1 odds when trying it just one (1) time!

ones i like :—

• 0052 Galarian Meowth / 0863 Perrserker
• 0081 Magnemite / 0082 Magneton / 0462 Magnezone [Electric/⁓]
• 0205 Forretress [Bug/⁓]
• 0208 Steelix [⁓/Ground]
• 0212 Scizor [Bug/⁓]
• 0227 Skarmory [⁓/Flying]
• 0303 Mawile [⁓/Fairy]
• 0379 Registeel
• 0385 Jirachi [⁓/Psychic]
• 0485 Heatran [Fire/⁓]
• 0599 Klink / 0600 Klang / 0601 Klingklang
• 0618 Galarian Stunfisk [Ground/⁓]
• 0707 Klefki [⁓/Fairy]
• 0777 Togedemaru [Electric/⁓]
• 0957 Tinkatink / 0958 Tinkatuff / 0959 Tinkaton [Fairy/⁓]

i’m very divided on Steel types some of them i like and some i wouldn't be caught dead using

ok

i realize that “link is being slowly but surely possessed by an evil demon” is absolutely impossible to translate into gameplay but it is much more narratively interesting

thinking about how ‘Make A Wish, Make It Count’ ran the plotline of Link having an arm possessed by malice five full years before TotK and didn’t do the cop-out of having it be replaced by a magic goat man either