Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

it turns out my base64 code has been wrong this entire time and i just haven’t realized because my tests were broken

is eating strawberries a kind of sex?

love that Ao3 has a very clear and obvious reminder of anti‐lesbian sentiment on every single search page

well, fewer of them write het, but lesbianism is still in fourth place

for real though i’m just going to be reading from the #EndOTWRacism collection (<https://archiveofourown.org/collections/EndOTWRacism>) for the rest of this month

i’ll share the good ones and pretend the bad ones i haven’t read yet

guess that decides which one i’m reading

why did ICANN approve this

wait google seriously made a .zip TLD?!? lmao why

https://youtu.be/4T1fvc06cp0

first one to be titled after a Hozier song

i’m skimming this one and rating it a 1/10 i’ve frankly read enough from this author but they just keep posting ’em

but it is tagged “Ghost Sex” so it is VERY tempting

1/10 blowjob but not because it was horribly written, more because it mostly wasn’t one

zelda’s dirty talk works fine in this fic but i would find it so annoying if anyone ever talked to me like this in real life

they named their baby Zeik

« Link could feel his headache grow more and more. He was well aware when he agreed to take up the title of King of Hyrule that boring political conversations would have to be added to his repertoire of skills » “boring political conversations” = the gerudo are starving because their trade routes are all blocked

the canonical tag is “Breast Fucking”

this one is also tagged “Tit job”, which is not a canonical tag

Keep
It
Simple,
Supercilious
Upstart

also oxymoronic but i digress