Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

i love how all the “zonai barbarian link” fanfic authors just got their arses handed to them lmao

THE HYLIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK THE BIRD PEOPLE BUT I CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GOATS

is actually really vindicating a lot of my fantheories lmao

- the rito

- the golden goddesses (ocarina of time)
- the minish (minish cap)
- the wind tribe (minish cap)
- the oocca (twilight princess)
- the lokomo(?) (spirit tracks)
- hylians (skyward sword)
- the zonai (tears of the kingdom)

this isn't a new thing we’ve been in love for a couple months actually that’s kind of the occasion

everybody ELSE is celebrating zelda tears to the kingdom but I am celebrating BEING IN LOVE with my
SIGNIFICANT OTHER @Satsuma

2/10 blowjob i think, the writing was just kind of not really hot at all?

this makes more sense in context but i promise it reads better out of it

« "When I cum, I feel like that's my time to show how grateful I am for how good you make me feel, and that's an ability I wouldn't dream of giving up." » the ability to cum

this is another orphaned Link/Tetra fic which makes me think it might be the same author as (15), who may or may not be related to the author of (13), (14), and (16)

my expectations are extremely low

i’m sure Ao3 is not going to disambiguate Rauru (Ocarina of Time) from Rauru (Tears of the Kingdom) which is hilarious

what i have gathered from this game so far is that zelda’s ancestors were canonically goatfuckers

@Satsuma has heard me go on long rants about how static site generators are failing indies because every single time it’s “how do i teach the program how to make the thing i want” not “how does the program help me teach my computer…”

every time you switch programs it’s just an entirely new set of fucking rules

not learning how to use the program, but learning how the program can help you use your computer

yes please stop using the decentralized end-to-end encrypted chat protocol that will really show those police who is boss #acab

of the anarchists saying you shouldn't use matrix because they help host encrypted chat services for cops, how many do you think are cia plants and how many do you think are just volunteering their services for free

3) is the person you get the gerudo outfit from in breath of the wild a girl

2) is sheik a girl

1) is dark samus a girl

today someone in a discord didn’t know these were the same character

i don’t expect people to have played ocarina of time (or hyrule warriors) but i usually expect people to at least know as much from smash bros

but then i remembered

they haven’t been the same character in smash bros for nearly a decade