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« Link gasped, nearly faltering. He could not believe his ears. The Princess felt… for him? » this sounds like an extreme reaction but actually that is 💯 on brand for link

in fairness i have now mentally replaced him with the link from Phantom Hourglass

you are not a good enough writer to swing a link that talks but has no lines of dialogue

this author just completely punting on the idea of actually coming up with things for link to say and just going “he said some things and they were very effective which shows he knows her super well”

if you're going to mention link walking in on zelda when she is nearly naked, the least you could do is try to sell it

i say this because this is the default mode of interaction for white people, and so the only way to foil it is to target your translation specifically at them

honestly if white people don’t horribly misunderstand your translation and populate it with their own pre·existing beliefs about the world, it probably isn’t very good

i don't care about the new mechanics where are the plot writeups

dating simulator

i think the part of the story which is not a blowjob is a little bit of a slog to get through and not very interesting so like. not exactly a rec regarding the fic as a whole but the author is not terrible at smut

7/10 blowjob!

pros:
- the bit leading up to it has some nice moments
- generally pretty good progression for a first time blowjob fic
- kind of silly and absurd at times in harmless ways

cons:
- the pacing has some starts and stops and the beginning especially doesn't quite land right
- i think it is a bit too committed to exposition at the expense of vibes
- zelda is a little TOO into it lol

unlike 90% of blowjob fic authors apparently, this one knows the word “cock”

this fic is the sequel to what i consider one of the greatest Breath of the Wild smutfics ever; i’ve read it before but remember thinking it not quite as good as its predecessor. we’ll see if it can get a passing grade on the blowjob count!

https://blog.ladys.computer/2023-05-06/touch_grass/

RA isn’t saying “ignorance is bliss” here; he’s saying “you who claim to be savvy about the system, the proof is in whether you adhere to its brokenness, or whether you oppose it with crime”

maybe also going so far as to pose the question “if you aren’t committing crimes against the system, how much knowledge of it do you really have?”

it wasn’t the last of them 1/10

this one really seems like it goes with (13) and (14) but unlike those two it has been orphaned

1/10 and i’m PRETTY SURE this is the last of them

same author as (13); same rating

« "Damn, Tetra. Why are you so good at driving me crazy?" he moaned, "I'm gonna explode! I'm gonna cum so much in this tender mouth of yours!" »

1.5/10 blowjob; it really doesn’t deserve that but it’s kind of so bad it’s amusing