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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

botw writers have a definite preference for the “Link never sleeps“ school of thought

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

« He never completely undressed –even before, he recalled– in case of an emergency. It would be problematic if he had to run out of the river in such a state. » interesting explanation for nintendo not bothering to model links dick; surely they won’t maintain this thru to the sex part tho right

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

extremely not into the romance novel style point of view switching this one is rolling with

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

oh my god it’s 55k words across 14 chapters

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (10) 

anyway uhhh 4/10 blowjob i guess it was fine but kind of short and not really artful at all

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (10) 

« Zelda found herself enjoying everything about it, from the subtle feeling of being filled up, to knowing that she had just had one of best experiences she would ever have with someone she loved. » god i hope not that was only her first time

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (10) 

okay this is actually porn no plot

zelda porn 

i was trying to write it but then i got distracted wondering whether she has a triforce on her hand

president biden 

i mean i do appreciate biden’s strong pro-labour stance and i think it puts him above obama but also we all remember the rail workers strike

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president biden 

« In remarks to union workers hours after making his candidacy official, Mr. Biden received enthusiastic applause as he declared himself “the most pro-union president in American history” » sad if true

the fujoshi guide to web development 

y’all it’s a kickstarter by some people i know i’m not just writing about anthropomorphized computer programs for no reason

rms 

i was supposed to be spending last night plotting out the next section of my zelda fanfic and instead i ended up writing richard stallman fanfiction

zelda dungeon wiki 

amazingly does not have a talk page for sheik

zelda wiki 

dot wiki slash wiki

seattle sea dragons 

made it to the playoffs after the FIFTH tiebreaker

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seattle sea dragons 

ah they are now showing a thing giving the rankings if the score stays the same whew

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seattle sea dragons 

wish the announcers would just put some stakes in the ground regarding the fifth tiebreaker instead of keeping us all in suspense lol

star wars 

according to wookiepedia laser beams were first introduced to canon in episode 11 of andor

ao3 tag wank 

i know how they got here (somebody ages ago synned botw2 with botw and they've refused to revisit that merger and so are just renaming the tag for clarity instead) but it's fucking wrong

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