Lady in Love @Lady@cat.family

« Link noticed her attempt at muting the noise. “You know you don’t have to be quiet; we’re not in the castle.” The two were getting intimate in a little cottage that Link owned in Hateno Village. » i appreciate the gumption of waiting until they are in the middle of fucking to drop this detail

3/10 blowjob; author at least knows kind of what a dick is but threw in the towel on making fucking one interesting

« It was like steel wrapped in silk » this is not at all what it was like, no

« She really had no idea what she was doing, she was basically going off of instinct and what she had read in a book once over a hundred years ago. » is there any fanon more widespread than “Zelda read sex manuals as a teenager”

i do NOT believe that Link isn’t the sort of man who would appreciate having his tits chewed on

why doesn't zelda ever return the favour of Link chewing on her tits tho why is it always the other thing

not sure if this author is implying that Gerudo don’t know what lesbians are or not

« for the first time that night Zelda moaned » you literally described her moaning like 20 paragraphs ago

this is an extremely prolific ZeLink author so i’m sure we’ll hear from them again

i skimmed the rest of the fic to see if there was another blowjob

there wasn't but there was the phrase “the seam of her body”; have fun with that one

link asphyxia absolutely will hurt you even if you say “you won’t”

the author put a long psa at the end but still decided to write this in the fic

0/10 blowjob if it wasn't contextually implied i wouldn't even know that link had a dick

begging this author to stop speaking in metaphor and allusion and just describe what normal sex between these two looks like

« It isn’t enough anymore that still Link touches her with reverence and makes love to her like she’s made from porcelain » what does this mean

it is like, “omg normally we would be having totally boring missionary sex but Link remembered a lewd comment he made a hundred years ago and so decided to eat me out instead!! for the first time!!”

« He feels her trembling with anticipation, her kisses frantic, and he doesn’t miss the soft, confused noise she makes when he removes his mouth from hers to kiss down her neck, to lavish attention to one perfect breast, and to continue his journey down her torso, to dip his tongue briefly into her navel, and travel lower. »

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING
IF THIS IS CAUSING HER CONFUSION

WOW this is the straightest thing i have ever read

« Zelda had laughed, and Link had to squash down the wild surge of affection at the sound. » why

honestly i was debating even counting this one since it’s a threesome and mostly not blowjob content, but technically there is some blowjob-adjacent content happening 2/10

hmm 6/10 blowjob i think; pretty okay but zelda is clearly more focused on being kinky than being responsive

« Her Sheikah training had included breathing exercises and training for holding one’s breath, knowledge that Zelda eagerly called upon » we’ve made it she’s finally got him in her mouth