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You too, Natu? 

i don't want to be apart for months on end

re: XÞ (??!, untrue) 

i mean it is tagged untrue so it's always been inaccurate but i mean more than usual

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re: XÞ (??!, untrue) 

this post may have been inaccurate this past week

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trans; lewd; walks up to a lesbian couple 

“ok but which of you brings the tissues and which is the reason they’re needed?”

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trans; lewd; subtoot 

tissue-generating lesbian

: Competent Link (Legend of Zelda), that's not a tag so I'm making it one

current pokémon trainer class 

Young Couple

XÞ (??!, untrue) 

for someone who uses a lot of ahegao emoticons on the internet, it is pretty rare that i ahegao in real life

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:P (??) 

for someone who uses a lot of tongue-sticking-out emoticons on the internet, it is pretty rare that i stick out my tongue in real life

if you're going to do a samus aran macro/growth kink fic 

at least tie it in to metroid prime federation force smdh

They had stone bridges
to allow the free flow of
water below them

🐦‍⬛ 

apple’s black bird emoji fucking sucks

state of israel 

« After returning to office, Netanyahu appointed some of these controversial figures to leadership roles within his government, including finance minister Bezalel Smotrich, a self-avowed "proud homophobe" who was once arrested on suspicion of organizing an attempted terror attack. » oh have they given up on the pinkwashing thing

mastodon updates 

@aescling when this update comes out we should probably just cherry‐pick it

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mastodon updates 

oh no if we never update our instance we won’t have the new emojos

if nintendo eshop was so good then why wasn't it a stage in super smash bros. for nintendo 3ds

The Enlightenment
saw many foreigners visit
the hermit kingdom

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.