Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

like yeah i listened to podcasts

in 2010

never would have believed that the sentiment in 2023 would not be “those are so last decade”

which means technically it’s not out-of-character for me to be the puppy gf who wants you to finish with your work so we can play

boyfriend

in fairness sometime next month is a pretty good guess

did TPC announce SV integration while i wasn't looking or are people just trading scatterbugs in anticipation anyway

anyway this song is absolutely about a throuple i will not be taking arguments to the contrary

also i think the actual lyric is “medicinal tongue” but “a dissonant tongue” is a better line so my brain always substitutes it

(the song is just stuck in my head okay)

because she tells me things i don’t want to hear

a dissonant tongue in my ear

this instance needs more blushing emojos

why am i so easy to tease

without starting with the phrase “ok, so, like, you know Princess Zelda?”

you can only make this post once in any relationship and i’m not going to miss my opportunity

one week

lmao

DOGS

sure sex is good but have you tried spending six hours on the phone

• feeling fortunate
• worrying that i am fucking something up