Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

changed the colour of the document registry to match their new purple branding instead of their old red branding and i’m not into it

suppose the inventors of porygon designed it based on professor laventon’s descriptions

contender for dialogue in a Zelda/Impa fanfiction

> So you’re not girlfriends?
< Uhh…
> Well, are you friends?
< Yes, of course.
> And you’re not girls.
< Not per se, no.
> So you’re not girlfriends?
< Uhh…

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• @Satsuma and @Lady have beeen watching ‘Guardian’ (cdrama) at a very slow pace of one episode a week (in a discord group with some other folks).

• @Lady also published a pornographic pokémon oneshot, but I’m not sharing the link to that here so you’ll have to be enterprising if you really want to read it.

• @Lady also also has been working more on her indie website publishing workflows but there haven’t been any real releases of anything yet.

« Her rather oversized bust floated above the water, offering helpful buoyancy. »

her rather oversized bust:

i was trying to explain to @Satsuma that the good/evil dichotomy is just the idealism/materialism question and they were having none of it

“i don't understand what precludes a good neutral evil”

i always confuse “thespian” and “therian”

i can forgive the technical limitations and wonky controls but i'm not sure i can forgive the term “THAC0”

so far it feels like both a pretty good game and a very bad game

(if you wanna clap)

why are all the white american trans women on the timeline acting anxious

honestly calling apricorn balls a “recent invention” circa 1868 introduces a lot more questions than it answers

« In a news conference, the U.S. defense secretary, Lloyd J. Austin III, stressed that these new sites were not permanent. The last U.S. soldiers left the Philippines in 1990s, and it is now against the country’s Constitution for foreign troops to be permanently based there. » ok so when are they leaving then

« The United States is increasing its military presence in the Philippines, gaining access to four more sites and strengthening the Southeast Asian nation’s role as a key strategic partner » is “strategic partner” how we are describing military occupation now?

oh my god fuck off

this will be the plot of the eventual pokémon game set in germany