@alyssa @Lady literally life-saving, but maybe not fur the reason you expected

@Lady anyway as i keep thinking about that sentence you quoted it just gets funnier

@Lady this is the Real Balloongate

@aescling i'm sure the fanfic it's from would utterly destroy you

@Lady you can’t tell me that and NOT link it

@aescling i don't know if i should be enabling you

@aescling (it's <https://archiveofourown.org/works/44264137>)

@Lady oh my god is this fic about blowjobs as throat maintenance

@aescling yes? yes it is

@Lady this is gonna be horrendous, i must read it

@Lady

“Yeah. I spent all evening with our trainer, panting heavily as sweat fell down all over my smooth skin, even drooling a little, a bit tired but feeling amazing. And then he told me that that was enough combat practice for today, and that I should rest a little.”

WHAT IS THIS DIALOGUE

@aescling @Lady Primarina used Disarming Voice! It's super effective!

@Lady

Even the pokédex says it. You cannot get any more official and professional than that!

press X to doubt

@Lady this is one of my favorite fanfics of all time (derogatory)

@Lady casually carrying your trainer’s cum in a flask and DRINKING IT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE IN THE OPEN is honestly so fucking extra and kinky, that’s amazing, it deserves so much better than this trash

@Lady OH MY GOD IT STARTS WITH THAT LINE