Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

turning off allll the settings in the iOS firefox app

“you do realize that the only reason you can do that is because they don’t care enough to stop you” 🆚 “good, i don’t want to be stopped”

commercial software developers: we're liable if we sell you this and it fucks up your shit, so let's not let it do that

open source software developers: it's too much work to prevent people from using this to fuck up their shit, so let's just assume an informed user who won't do that

open source software users: it's so cool that i can fuck up my shit with this software

you ever accidentally activate the emoji keyboard and type “Cum😔🎶”

oh no https://archiveofourown.org/tags/3%20person%20sex

this ontology is a mess

“Solo Masturbation” is synned with “Masturbation” (despite the fact the latter includes “Mutual Masturbation”) and “Couple Sex” is synned with “Sex” (which includes “Group Sex”)

there are not actually canonical tags for specifying how many people are having sex, aside from “Group Sex”

apparently just shipping three people together makes them a “threesome” in AO3 terminology

does AO3… not think a threesome implies sex??

(training on Iron Island means that it’s reasonable to think they live in or around Canalave City and would be amenable to taking an overnight ferry to Pastoria, and being a Picnicker and Camper at the time of Diamond & Pearl means it is reasonable to cast them as a Young Couple in 2019. that’s it that’s the only reason i picked them)

Summer and Lawrence are the Picnicker and Camper training on Iron Island and that is the ONLY reason why I even know their names and YET the symbolism that both of them offer is currently driving this section of the fic

do you ever pick a completely random NPC based solely off of their Trainer Class and location and then have their name set up an absolutely phenomenal plot point to the extent that readers will assume it had to be intentional

• Fiancés

tags i have recently realized have no A·O·3 canonical form:

• Summer Heat
• Thin Walls
• Hot Girls

now suppose you also want to tag gender and form; better add to that

freeform:
• cis boy joey
• cis boy pokéfan
• ratatta ♂

now you’re at 10 tags just for 1 relationship between 2 characters

for example it’s 7 tags just to minimally cover “joey & joey’s ratatta” if you are writing an AU where joey is a pokéfan not a youngster

relationship:
• joey & joey’s ratatta
• pokéfan & ratatta
character:
• joey
• joey’s ratatta
• pokéfan
• ratatta
freefrom:
• pokéfan joey

you can imagine the combinatorics

there’s a lot of duplication because first i give all of the characters then i give all of the trainer classes and then i associate all of the trainer classes with the corresponding characters because that has to be three tags in A·o·3 because characters and trainer classes are both Character tags but linking the two requires a Freeform tag

i’m currently at 54 tags and none of them are whispertags