Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

put the cum at the beginning

my most underrated kink is non-chronological storytelling

the only way Eugen was able to implement ActivityPub (along with others) and create the fediverse as we know it today was because he was JUST using ActivityPub to re·implement an already‐existing, years‐old, mature federation model (OStatus). it wasn’t ActivityPub ex nihilo from first principles

there will NEVER be a successful ActivityPub ex nihilo from first principles instance, because ActivityPub alone simply does not provide enough of a model for you to do this

if you want to develop your own ActivityPub implementation which solves all these problems:

• good luck, and
• this is literally an impossible task for you to do on your own

this is a subtoot of all the people complaining that Mastodon instance moderators aren’t acting like the moderators of their hypothetical vaporware impossible ActivityPub implementation should act and are instead acting like the moderators of Mastodon instances

“if only ActivityPub instances worked like this” yeah well i’m on a Mastodon instance, which doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

i really like in the video how the horse

i mean if you consider grungepunk to be calming

maybe i should listen to something calming like Anti‐Glory by Horsegirl

fucked up to have anxiety regarding a holiday i don’t even really observe

finally following up on this…

Here is the list of problems that our instance has identified with the Mastodon 4.0 upgrade, and how much work I think it will take to address these issues. I think we will probably want to fix all the things which aren’t labelled “Hard” before we merge in the latest changes here.

https://gitlab.com/kibicat/mastodon/-/snippets/2476610

Comments welcome!

cc: @darius who I know has been looking into this stuff for Hometown.

sitting at my computer like hm what is there to work on this completely unnotable december day

kibi you have a giant fuckoff TODO list go look at it

i always expect staying up late to correlate with sleeping in and yet

bonus question: what is the surname of Harry/Harriet?

is it selfcest if it is with a genderbent clone

like Link/Linkle or Harry/Harriet or Shadow/OC-who-looks-exactly-like-a-female-Shadow

like i’m sorry but this is the correct rendition of “You Give Love A Bad Name” https://youtu.be/wItP_2Pgc-4

we only had ‘This Left Feels Right’ growing up so sometimes i forget that there are shitter versions of the Bon Jovi songs

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this author likes 3 Doors Down and Train but also likes Corinne Bailey Rae and Evanescence so it’s impossible to say if they’re cool or not