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code is here if you’re curious but it was written by some fucking loser named allie hart and i disclaim all responsibility for what lies therein

github.com/marrus-sh/snow

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okay so it doesn’t fucking work but it DOES do the full oauth handshake before not fucking working so there’s that

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“Snow is designed to be usable with plugins; to prevent conflicting with other plugins' styles and elements, every Snow class name and id begins with the emoji 🌨.” ah, the years before i learned about URI namespacing

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why receive jesus into your life when you could receive objects 53% (74338/138341)

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oh god in copying this git directory it, uh, changed the mode of every single file, so the git diff is just

diff --git a/storybook/webpack.config.js b/storybook/webpack.config.js
old mode 100644
new mode 100755

for every single file in the entire mastodon repository

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what the fuck is this allie 

function fish_prompt
set -l quotes "Hey babe, what's up? " "What can I do you for? " "Pleasant weather today, huh? " "How are you feeling? " "What are you in the mood for? " "Let's get to work! "
set_color E91E63 brmagenta
echo $quotes[(random 1 (count $quotes))]
end
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this also has my old fish configuration from the one time i used fish

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it's all dark and cold and shitty and vaguely foggy outside my window and i am living for it

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a while back i found an old flash drive which contained all the old code for the snow web client for mastodon that i developed as allie hart a while back, which i had kinda assumed was lost to time

might take a look at it one of these days

@socrates actually i don't think followers-only would help, it would have to be mentioned-only

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@socrates you may want to consider making those posts followers-only? (your call whether visibility of the post or not federating subpar content is more important)

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i appreciate the scholar.social admin replying to people who fuck up their image descriptions or don't use CWs on the public timeline or whatever but also it makes all of those posts federate here, meaning a disproportionate amount of the traffic we receive is from people who DON’T follow the rules

sure, buddy, people are not limited to the decisions of union management and could go wild and undermine the entire negotiations process, but also that would be foolish as fuck and mean they wouldn't have enough money to live, so

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okay i know i already said the thing about not being a CIA plant but are you really taking an ongoing strike for a living wage as an opportunity to say “fuck unions for being accommodationist”

you like what you like but also i’m dying over here

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there is a lesbian in the zelda fandom who exclusively writes straight zelink fics

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