Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i would love it if pokémon fans would actually engage with the text instead of doing normal fandom character tropefic

« Oh to be a wild woman living amongst wooper and having their smiley faces greet me upon waking. »

cutest part of cat

“i don't really like her; i just feel if i stopped following her my timeline would get substantially less interesting”

instagram if you know i live in washington state then why the hell are you telling me to register to vote

maybe i will go sit in the sun for a bit so i don't get depression from being inside all the time

*steps outdoors* oh, it smells like smoke. nevermind

who is the real fool

i'm making fun of fanfiction tonight but i'm also reading it

« She’s never even found male anatomy particularly appealing on its own before » okay so who is going to tell her

you are camping in the wilderness alone, and you were just suddenly reminded of your girlfriend’s killer-gorgeous butt. you're horny and you need to take care of it. do you masturbate:

honestly steve eating cereal ought to be more of a trope in BotW fandom

« Zelda tries not to let her heart break, not to let any tears flow down her face. Any show of weakness would mean the beast would throw its evil magic at her harder, and she has to hold on until Link comes for her.

Link, unaware of Zelda’s longing and grief, digs into his bowl of mushroom risotto. »

« Sword or not, saving Hyrule or not, you’re already a hero to me. » you're my present this year

« Link threw his hands up in mock frustration » video games man

that is what you mean right. it's a strong, important feeling and she expresses it from the depths of her heart. there are words for that which are just that; you don't need the reduplicative “she cannot lie; she could never lie”; you can just say she's sincere

try just actually saying what you fucking mean, like “the answer resonates within Impa with a clarity which cannot be mistaken, and when she responds, it is with a sincerity which cannot be faked.”

using words to create a heightened sense of emotional weight is fine but next time choose ones which make sense

Impa (lying): I think you look like shit

« Impa knows she cannot lie. She can never lie about this.

“Beautiful,” Impa says » okay, that's not something one would lie about in the first place, so

« We trust one person for recommendations on food, and another for movies, and to muddle these trusts could be disastrous. » is there a story here, Tim BL