Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

*gets a report* ah, i see the kits are up to Mischief again

impugn, impugn
the cops in june

my girlfriend called me old……

i would have denied him entry for being Bing Crosby but that's just me

as a fun historical note, the combination of a jean jacket and jeans is known as a canadian tuxedo, not because canadians wear it (as this thread exemplifies), but because a hotel in Vancouver BC once denied Bing Crosby entry for wearing full denim

(it's a jean jacket sort of day)

we came to the conclusion that she was simply too delicate and refined a lady for such a course fabric, which is fine

i can be the denim dyke in the relationship and she can be the activewear

i tried to talk my girlfriend into wearing denim and she was like no

dykes in denim

i mean in terms of things which make me concerned for zoomers the number of pepe memes i see them using on discord still takes the cake

this tcaf drama has me a bit concerned for zoomers

michael and eisenhower

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Masturbation in Shower, technically in tub but that wasnt a tag

AO3 is an extremely normal website where the “dildos” tag has 6973 M/M pairings, 177% the number of F/F and F/M pairings combined

what kind of girl are you ?

this is the pokémon game that fans all claim has the best story

remember how in pokémon black version and pokémon white version, the pokémon games set in america, the main plot is about how N wants to free the pokémon from slavery, and the moral of the game is that actually the pokémon are happier as the property of trainers

this is the pokémon game that fans all claim has the best story

remember when pokémon decided to make a region based in america and its backstory was a civil war between truth (white) and ideals (black)