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american patriotism is
- abhorrent
- still better than the other american religion

so thankful to live in a time in which the Wikipedia page for Bird contains the phrase « Birds are feathered theropod dinosaurs »

you do not need to justify the existence of link it’s not your job

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« Link was always a supporting character in Zelda's story. Now the story doesn't need him, » why are you writing him then

feel like i am giving my girlfriend an entire critical feminist theory 101 course with my running commentary this comic

it's interesting reading canadian news because they're not afraid to say “yeah the U.S. police killed him”

i think it requires more self-awareness than most smut authors are willing to grant their fics

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almost everybody who writes porn is very bad at it and of the good porn i have read it did not involve a similar device that i can recall

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thinking about the role of moments of joy in porn and what the literary equivalent might be

girlfriend: i would be interested in knowing what you think of ⸺

me, after spending all morning criticizing ⸺: was it what you expected

pokémon is interesting and cool and some of my favourite fanfics are pokémon fanfics but it is so incredibly rare to see someone actually engage with the material on that sort of level it's really disappointing

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pokémon fanfic is all either

- literally just the game only the protagonist is explicitly a neurodivergent gay disaster instead of implicitly that; idk i got tired of writing it after 3 chapters

- what if the bad evil villain but sexy, here are 20 oneshots

- what if this pokémon was as uncontrollably horny as i am thinking about it, what will happen next

- what if these canon characters were into each other but didn't know how to not be weird about it

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at that point in legends arceus where i am very disappointed that there aren't any critical fans of legends arceus

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