Lady @Lady@cat.family

anyway if your instance is small and agrees broadly with the principles in our /about/more and you want to contribute development labour to making mastodon better then @ me i guess and we can at least talk about it

we are not interested in taking on additional stakeholders without associated investment of labour, though

like for real though people focus too much on fedi alternatives when: we have mastodon, it is good for some things, lots of people use it, it’s open source, we can do a lot with mastodon

DON’T CONTRIBUTE UPSTREAM

mastodon developed by people who actually understand what the software is good for when 😔

all this talk of mastodon is making me want to fork mastodon 😔

sorry synthesists, libertarians, and (with sympathies) communists; mastodon is simply designed for small agile groups with high levels of internal cohesion and collective responsibility

honestly i think i could sum up all of my takes about federation much more simply if i just said “i’m a platformist”

i don't actually hate OOD i'm just a poststructuralist

« Object-oriented design (OOD) requires that you shift from thinking of the world as a collection of predefined procedures to modeling the world as a series of messages that pass between objects. » but are the objects themselves not constructed through a collection of predefined procedures? in fact it is the extremes of functional programming (lisps) in which one can encounter truly emergent “objects” and behaviours,

« The world is also object-oriented. » bold fucking claim

« His computer was old enough that it still had a disk drive built into it. »

« Then again, Link found out that he hated Revali *even more* when he caressed Zelda and then stabbed her twice in the back with a fake knife before slowly and heart breakingly slitting her throat. »

brother are you legitimately surprised this woman took off her bra before going to bed

what do you think love is

« Do you know if Link loves Zelda? » holmes have you not been present for the past 30 fucking chapters of this book

yes, i know, he's from the games nobody played, but STILL

vaati is the person you are describing; ravio is just a coward in a bunny costume

the way this person is describing ravio i’m like holmes have you not heard of vaati

this girl just fucking stole a swingset swing from a child

can’t wait for the same thing to happen to hiphop in the 2030s

yes. that is what that is for.