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can’t wait for the same thing to happen to hiphop in the 2030s

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remember when the 90s was like “rock & roll should be the conservative white man genre”

« You basically drink the coffee beans right out of the ground. That’s awful. »

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« “Link! You work at 3am? Isn’t that illegal?”

“Yes. Haven’t you heard though? I’m a criminal. I do illegal things. »

for a fic with so much crossdressing this one sure is boringly straight

do wolf puppies ever play
in the ocean spray?

> all trans stories are gender related

< what about cis stories?

> cis stories don’t exist

it’s rare that i don’t read a fic solely on the basis of word choice but when you put both this and « smirked back » in the fic summary that’s a big dnf from me

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holmes, « i want you to fuck me against this statue » is an expression of desire; « you ⁺shall fuck me against this statue » is a decree

Just say “people”, Brent. “People”. I guarantee whoever you are talking to does not care about female solidarity.

do macOS and linux produce subtly different md4 checksum output

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why is rsync --checksum routinely getting different checksums for a few files which have not changed

tfw you’re the dom but your girlfriend is the sysadmin

the Unicode Consortium GitHub is not the correct place for this sort of feedback

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i had a dream i wrote an extensive amount of text in an issue to the Unicode Consortium on GitHub

here is how you, too, can take this thing i am pretending you are interested in and make it worse for absolutely everybody involved

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