Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

just got a spam email like “did you notice crypto fucking sucks? that’s because bots have been dominating the market” and which then finished with “here’s how you run one”

when mario said “so long gay bowser”, i felt that

people talk about flowers that are shaped to attract insects which no longer exist but let’s not forget web standards which are designed to ensure compatibility with behaviour introduced in Internet Explorer

most humans do not want their personal social networks to be “publicly owned”

(@mastodon.xyz)

barkshark.xyz why is your instance actor named that

shitty chili over noodles

i blame @KitRedgrave circa 2017 for instilling in me the principle that a good mastodon frontend is plugins all the way down

day one of lune development and kibi has already written some truly cursed code

how long before @aescling regrets joining GitLab and letting me assign All The Things to her

Linda Lindas album just dropped
https://thelindalindas.bandcamp.com/album/growing-up

it doesn’t seem like eric buchholz is involved with this though which is too bad

https://zreosq.com/music/ocarina-of-time-selections/

ZREO is back???

every morning i wake up and open palm slam 992 general inquiries or requests from John [SPAMBOT??] into the trash folder

« *Please put it in me," she breathed, her eyes moving up to his.

*Are you sure?"

"I can't figure out the logistics of how this will work, so I guess we'll just have to, y'know, try it ourselves and find out. »

remember witches.town because bluesky does

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: just don’t think about what happens to Urbosa in the Calamity if you want it to be hopeful

hot girls read interviews with organizers on the ground

accomplishment yesterday after work: https://go.kibi.family/Experiments/Kijch%20Poetry/