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happy 🧑‍🎄 clausmas

do you know what is really dorky? in english when you form a question out of the verb “to be”, you move the verb to the beginning and then the subject and complement just get like. smooshed together. “are women girls?” it’s like a kiss

“oh no, my partner who was really into skinny jeans and My Chemical Romance turned out to not be the gender i thought they were!! who cares honestly, that’s kind of hot”

if you are going to write a clichéd Gen X story about cis angst, please give it a Gen X setting

millennials do not perceive gender in that way

there are people out there who say fuck nuance and i think they should get out of town

there are people out there who say fuck subtlety and i can vibe with that sentiment, i just think they should be writing like Judith Butler

nuance is not subtlety

kind of person who attempts to assign a gender to every folkloric creature they meet

i would go so far as to say there are significant schools of thought in programming wot think that esthetic code and readable code are oppositional concepts (e·g python, with the prescription that code should be readable rather than esthetic)

i know computers interpret code as a series of operations on data structures but humans interpret code as words

why does everybody seem to imagine code esthetic like a painting and not like a journal

it’s not whether it is the first non‐default namespace; in fact it is just that some namespaces must be declared before others (by some unknown‐to‐me standard) or else the whole fuckin’ thing breaks.

OH NO IT’S EVEN WORSE

the XSLT will correctly process if you simply change the order of the namespace declarations on the root element, which is not something which should ever determine whether an XML document is able to be processed or not

Safari consistently fails to process XSLT when it includes an XPath with a namespace which is the first non‐default namespace declared in the root element, but only sometimes

the name or value of the namespace does not appear to matter; however, and for reasons i cannot seem to determine but presumably has to do with document structure somehow, it only manifests for certain namespaces which have only been used in the document in certain (specifics unknown) ways

i can not even begin to figure out the source of this bug

update: no, the bug is much, much worse

oh my god please don’t tell me Safari has a Unicode astral plane bug regarding ⁜X·S·L·T⁜

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