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if you’re gonna give me an advertisement in another language, at least let me select the fucking text

in the KIBI calendar today is Barbiemas which means you should all go play D&D

i just think it’s really awkward to be dating someone who isn’t attracted, in the abstract, to the parts of their body you are attracted to, in the specific

i don’t know how straight people manage it

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not used to having weekends; what do you mean i’m not supposed to work

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i'm gonna assume that everyone who said spiderman is either ace or afraid to admit they like gay milfs

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s/o to my s/o for taking care of me this morning

who the fuck schedules their first day of work for their anniversary

i have been informed that Gays These Days are afraid of fucking older women so i am attempting to test the veracity of these claims With Science 👩🏻‍🔬

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gay milfs :do_boost:

the calendar is not complete i’ll be filling it out over, like, the next year

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.