Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Pokémon 4Koma Plaza: 2017.04.24 “Mudbray’s Morning” by Takahiro Yamashita
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
one piece evidence for my argument that romance and horror are actually the same genre is in horror sometimes you know the jump scare is coming but it still makes you feel feelings and in romance sometimes you know the kiss is coming but it still makes you feel feelings
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if you tried to proposition me for sex when i was stressed and overworked i would be like. no thanks. beds are for sleeping lol. take a nap
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imagining murakami using the phrase « that was just—*no*. So much no. »
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these are not polls because i would be offended by literally any result
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last night i think i dreamt about having sex with hestu, the korok
my goku opinion is that i know lots of people who have goku opinions and they’re all right
« The most chaotic thing you will likely ever experience is the constant shower of supercharged cosmic radiation coming from every direction in the sky. »
h̩̲̖̭̟̳̲̓̉̔͒ͥͨ͋e̐ͩ̊̒̑ͥ̂ͣy̷̧̧̱̹̦̦̬͚̗̮̝͔ͩ͌̓̑̔ͨ̐ͧ̇͆!̡̙͠ ̯̞̤̗̺͕̗̩̤͇̝ͅͅî̶̸̦̬̘̻̣̺̠̬ͣͮ̉ͯ͋͂ͩ̕ţ̸ͧͪ̆̊͗̇ͨ̍͐͂̒ͦͯͨ ̶̻͓̝͕̝͕̟̦̯̥̘̂̊ͨ̂ͥ̇̆̄͌̆̿̕͟i̶̜̘̻̝̹̰͔͚̙̜̲̖̯̅ͩ̓̂ͦ̉̔̈́̋͌ͤ̋͋̀s̸̢͏̣̼͉͙̮͈̪̠͖n’̵͚̦̲̮̭̙̬͎̼͍̪͕̹͍̜͋̂ͯͣ̀ͬ̊ͩ͊͗ͭ̽̇ͩ̽tͮͥͧ ͈̝͎̥̫̦̪̓̓ͬ̉͛̐ͧl͂͆̒͢͠o̴̔̑͋̏̅̈́͐͊̌͢͡u̙̱͓̙̮ͤ͊̄͒ͭd̷̴̙͙̘̬̹͎̬̮͇̩̗͔̥̮̟̀ ͆̈ͤ̔͌͑̏ͬ͑̐̽̍̎ͣͨ̀͢é̾̂̃̉n̸̯̻̜̫̠̱̗͈͘͞ò̬̙̻͎̯͍̻͈̹̗̰ù̶̢͑ͨ̍ͧ͒͗̈ͦg͓̱̲̳̺͋͑ͭ͋̅͢͝h͉͎͔!̷͖͚̯̝͔̱̲̎̄͆͋ͭ͋̀͟
the taste of someone’s lips!
hands! on! hips!
swaying in the kitchen!
ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ʜɪᴛꜱ
this post is a bit belated but whatever it’s still morning
Dawn of the
FINAL DAY
*sees a cute image of a fox*
this person probably draws porn
*checks website: furaffinity.net*
mature lesbians having mature conversations about their relationships 😍
hey eugen you should copy twitter
« That means one of my favorite jokes goes by the wayside. A priest starts shouting into the microphone saying: "Is this thing on?"
He makes lots of noise and finally says: "Something is wrong with this mic!" And the congregation replies: "And also with you!" »
if you don't know what the fuck i'm talking about you didn't go to Mass before 2008 when they evidently revised this response to be “and with your spirit” which is much less fun
the lord be with you / and also with you
is just catholic for
me too thanks / me too thanks
did you know that if you turn OREO upside-down you get ᴏⱻᴚᴏ
- Header
- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Pokémon 4Koma Plaza: 2017.04.24 “Mudbray’s Morning” by Takahiro Yamashita
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
