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not used to having weekends; what do you mean i’m not supposed to work

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i'm gonna assume that everyone who said spiderman is either ace or afraid to admit they like gay milfs

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s/o to my s/o for taking care of me this morning

who the fuck schedules their first day of work for their anniversary

i have been informed that Gays These Days are afraid of fucking older women so i am attempting to test the veracity of these claims With Science 👩🏻‍🔬

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gay milfs :do_boost:

the calendar is not complete i’ll be filling it out over, like, the next year

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one piece evidence for my argument that romance and horror are actually the same genre is in horror sometimes you know the jump scare is coming but it still makes you feel feelings and in romance sometimes you know the kiss is coming but it still makes you feel feelings

if you tried to proposition me for sex when i was stressed and overworked i would be like. no thanks. beds are for sleeping lol. take a nap

imagining murakami using the phrase « that was just—*no*. So much no. »

these are not polls because i would be offended by literally any result

last night i think i dreamt about having sex with hestu, the korok

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