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my goku opinion is that i know lots of people who have goku opinions and they’re all right

« The most chaotic thing you will likely ever experience is the constant shower of supercharged cosmic radiation coming from every direction in the sky. »

h̩̲̖̭̟̳̲̓̉̔͒ͥͨ͋e̐ͩ̊̒̑ͥ̂ͣy̷̧̧̱̹̦̦̬͚̗̮̝͔ͩ͌̓̑̔ͨ̐ͧ̇͆!̡̙͠ ̯̞̤̗̺͕̗̩̤͇̝ͅͅî̶̸̦̬̘̻̣̺̠̬ͣͮ̉ͯ͋͂ͩ̕ţ̸ͧͪ̆̊͗̇ͨ̍͐͂̒ͦͯͨ ̶̻͓̝͕̝͕̟̦̯̥̘̂̊ͨ̂ͥ̇̆̄͌̆̿̕͟i̶̜̘̻̝̹̰͔͚̙̜̲̖̯̅ͩ̓̂ͦ̉̔̈́̋͌ͤ̋͋̀s̸̢͏̣̼͉͙̮͈̪̠͖n’̵͚̦̲̮̭̙̬͎̼͍̪͕̹͍̜͋̂ͯͣ̀ͬ̊ͩ͊͗ͭ̽̇ͩ̽tͮͥͧ ͈̝͎̥̫̦̪̓̓ͬ̉͛̐ͧl͂͆̒͢͠o̴̔̑͋̏̅̈́͐͊̌͢͡u̙̱͓̙̮ͤ͊̄͒ͭd̷̴̙͙̘̬̹͎̬̮͇̩̗͔̥̮̟̀ ͆̈ͤ̔͌͑̏ͬ͑̐̽̍̎ͣͨ̀͢é̾̂̃̉n̸̯̻̜̫̠̱̗͈͘͞ò̬̙̻͎̯͍̻͈̹̗̰ù̶̢͑ͨ̍ͧ͒͗̈ͦg͓̱̲̳̺͋͑ͭ͋̅͢͝h͉͎͔!̷͖͚̯̝͔̱̲̎̄͆͋ͭ͋̀͟

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the taste of someone’s lips!
hands! on! hips!
swaying in the kitchen!
ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ʜɪᴛꜱ

this post is a bit belated but whatever it’s still morning

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*sees a cute image of a fox*

this person probably draws porn

*checks website: furaffinity.net*

mature lesbians having mature conversations about their relationships 😍

« That means one of my favorite jokes goes by the wayside. A priest starts shouting into the microphone saying: "Is this thing on?"

He makes lots of noise and finally says: "Something is wrong with this mic!" And the congregation replies: "And also with you!" »

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if you don't know what the fuck i'm talking about you didn't go to Mass before 2008 when they evidently revised this response to be “and with your spirit” which is much less fun

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the lord be with you / and also with you

is just catholic for

me too thanks / me too thanks

did you know that if you turn OREO upside-down you get ᴏⱻᴚᴏ

i should say, defective intransitive “get” because it isn’t conjugated

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love the fact that intransitive “get” is now a synonym for “has been acquired”

is kibi a stone dyke

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.